![]() 07/29/2014 at 22:49 • Filed to: Stuck in reverse | ![]() | ![]() |
![]() 07/29/2014 at 22:55 |
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Looks like a Ute with a glass box on it.
![]() 07/29/2014 at 22:57 |
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It was an Australian pope.
![]() 07/29/2014 at 22:59 |
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Ayy, I can't have no Marsaydeez. (no idea what that was)
![]() 07/29/2014 at 23:09 |
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It always fucks me up when I read english comics! Any time I read any comic my instinct is to read from right to left. Also! Popemobile is bestmobile!
![]() 07/29/2014 at 23:13 |
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It woys the good lahd spaking through ya, mate!
![]() 07/29/2014 at 23:58 |
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yeah nah get fucked mate.
![]() 07/30/2014 at 00:05 |
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My sex life is currently booked for August, so it seems that your advice has come a bit late. (That's a joke, like my last comment. It's not actually meant to be taken seriously.)
![]() 07/30/2014 at 00:14 |
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I was giving you a proper Australian compliment. we use insults as compliments almost exclusively when we're on the piss.
![]() 07/30/2014 at 00:19 |
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Well g'day mate! (I honestly hope I didn't piss you off. You're a cool dude. I think Australian accents are the greatest, just fun to exaggerate them because that's how most Americans think of them so it's really a shot at American perceptions)
![]() 07/30/2014 at 00:26 |
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It's allright man, I saw it for what it was, and even then we've mostly got thick skin. Most of our humour stems from taking the piss out of eachother.
![]() 07/30/2014 at 00:29 |
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Yes! I now know two phrases. I can now speak a proper sentence:
The barbie sucked, mate. Just taking the piss outta ya! G'day!
Is this something. One might say. Down under.
![]() 07/30/2014 at 00:52 |
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yep, the syntax isn't 100% but it'd work. Maybe not in those hoighty toighty areas of Sydney or Melbourne (that's pronounced like Melvin but with a b) but in most of the country towns it would be a fair statement.
Though it's pretty bad form to insult a barbie. Also note that the Americanisation of language and culture is fairly rampant, so you're probably best off just being yourself.
![]() 07/30/2014 at 01:11 |
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Haha! Joking aside, how hard is it to get into Austrailia? People always seem to like it. I wouldn't insult any barbies, promise.
![]() 07/30/2014 at 01:23 |
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Here's another one for you (following the barbie them, and maybe just a little stereotyped):
"Them snags was f***ing grouse mate! Good onya!"
(Or as we would say in the particular "hoighty toighty" part of Melbourne where I reside: "those free-range organic lamb and rosemary sausages were very nicely cooked, mate!")
![]() 07/30/2014 at 01:27 |
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I haven't had any issues getting back in ;) just don't bring any plant material or animals.
If you're under 31 you can get a work and holiday visa and spend up to a year here, the catch is you can't work for the same employer for longer than 6 months. Because we're worried you'll tek er jerbs. I've had a few mates from the UK come over and stay here through that.
![]() 07/30/2014 at 11:01 |
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That cop car lost its commission after being too rough with a bicycle.
![]() 07/30/2014 at 11:09 |
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fuck, these guys are the best